sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

(via andrewquo)

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus, via alaskaandaugustus)

" I’m scared as hell to want you. But here I am, wanting you anyway. "

wreckedteens:

Wearing a black bra and black underwear cause you’re a fierce bitch

(via noseckslyphe)

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

(via noseckslyphe)

attainpeace:

mangomamita:

the deeper you go the bluer the water gets

I want to live there forever. Would not even once think about modern technology..

(via mellowed-out-vibes)